(aka project codename Golidlocks SWREP)
Goldilocks was a real pain. “This bed’s too hard, this porridge is to cold, this chair is too post-modern, I prefer a more traditional aesthetic.” Blah! there is nothing worse than a finicky, home-invading-forest-girl. M’ I right?
BUT – when it comes to fidget spinners, we SHOULD be picky. A maniacal pursuit of size-to-weight-ratio-ergonomic-perfection – or SWREP – should be everyone’s singular and all-consuming goal.
So. We give you, THE PHAT BOY JUNIOR!
Made of stainless steel with brass caps, the Junior is 1.735” in diameter, .377” thick and weighing in at 2.5 oz … exactly the middle ground between the original PHAT BOY and the PHAT BOY NANO. It features a custom R188 dry lube hybrid ceramic bearing or upgrade to full ceramic. It has a convenient screw top bearing removal system AND each unit comes with complimentary engraved brass caps.
Spins up to FOUR MINUTES fresh out of the box. Ridiculous performance in a perfectly medium-sized package.
Smooth, quiet, perfect. YOURS! GET ONE.